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"Good work ain't cheap. Cheap work ain't good."

GAMER SEEKS CLAN

GAME: Call of Duty

SYSTEM: PS3

I’m looking to either create a clan or join one with easy-going people who aren’t too concerned about K/D but still do their best to win matches and just want to log on and enjoy themselves.

I have MW2, Black Ops, MW3, Black Ops 2 and Ghosts.

Let me know if you’re interested.

GAMERTAG: o-BaUeR_POWer

Anything To Pass The Time/I Love Messing with People

Guest:

Hi, two tickets to Asylum.

Me:

We don't have a movie called Asylum.

Guest:

Yes, you do.

Me:

No we don't.

Guest:

It's right there!

Me:

Sorry, we don't have a movie called Asylum. Is it a horror movie?

Guest:

It's right THERE! The one with Matt Damon!

Me:

Oooh! You mean Elysium.

Guest:

*quietly* Elysium...whatever.

You'd think with Gladiator being such a popular film more people would know what the hell Elysium is...

Poster from work

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

(Source: the-jamerson)

(Source: plushpaparazzi)

this was my Labor Day… after I got off work.

I typically have good luck with expert locks; both picking and with loot.20 lockpicks later this is what I got…

What is the feeling when you’re driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing?

— it’s the too-huge world vaulting us, and it’s good-by.

But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies…

—   Jack Kerouac